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Vella Day
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I'm Glinda, a witch whose wand occasionally strays off-course. With a track record of magical mishaps, I've shied away from love potions. Turns out, I'm in the minority.
Daisy Sanchez, our local enchantress, crafts high-end, personalized love potions without any guarantees of success. Regardless, one customer was far from enchanted with the results--and killed her.
The pressing question was who? Thankfully, our sheriff enlisted Jaxson, me, and my trusty familiar, Iggy, a talking pink iguana, to help solve this mystery of magic.
I'd invite you to join me and Jaxson this Valentine's Day for a romantic dinner, but you know… newlyweds and all. However, just ask Iggy. He'll give you all the details.
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