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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children

Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better

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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children

By: Daniel Foxx
Narrated by: Daniel Foxx
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 'As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES


'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT


'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE


'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN

Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!

Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!

Other magical adventures include:
Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much?
Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!
Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!

BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.

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Contains adult language©2024 Daniel Foxx (P)2024 Octopus Publishing Group Literature & Fiction Satire Funny Witty Bedtime Story Celebration Christmas
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I had a great time and I love that he added a few special chapters on the end just for audio listeners. He’s a great narrator too. Highly recommended.

Fantastic

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Love the narrator's cheerful, Posh British accent as her skewers the 1% with their multiple nannies, and more Aston Martins and Burberry ensembles than one could possibly need in a lifetime. After all, when truly wealthy British tots play pirate, they do so on a real yacht!

Hilarious Satirical Bedtime Sories

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I absolutely love these stories. My kids who listen on the way to and from school name some of their form mates who sound just like this 😂😂😂😂

Even my kids love it

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You know when you smile or laugh at something that you know you shouldn’t because it’s so wrong but you can’t help yourself? That’s this!

Delightfully dark and hilarious

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I loved every second of it! But now I want more!!! Highly recommended. So funny!

Great stories and narration

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I love the creativity and humor of this book. This is an especially great read as the US gets taken over by oligarchs. This is a good study text for a deep dive into the psyche of the billionaire class. Enjoy!

Loved

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I found these stories to be very amusing. They made me laugh out loud! Well done!

So funny

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