Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children
Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better
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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children
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Daniel Foxx
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Daniel Foxx
About this listen
'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT
'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE
'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN
Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!
Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!
Other magical adventures include:
Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much?
Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!
Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!
BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.
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Contains adult language©2024 Daniel Foxx (P)2024 Octopus Publishing Group
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- Cody Konior
- 10-01-24
Fantastic
I had a great time and I love that he added a few special chapters on the end just for audio listeners. He’s a great narrator too. Highly recommended.
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- Erelu
- 10-16-24
Even my kids love it
I absolutely love these stories. My kids who listen on the way to and from school name some of their form mates who sound just like this 😂😂😂😂
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- CARRIE
- 09-13-24
Delightfully dark and hilarious
You know when you smile or laugh at something that you know you shouldn’t because it’s so wrong but you can’t help yourself? That’s this!
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- Evelina Stundziene
- 10-19-24
Great stories and narration
I loved every second of it! But now I want more!!! Highly recommended. So funny!
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- simf
- 04-24-25
So funny
I found these stories to be very amusing. They made me laugh out loud! Well done!
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- Wendy Yo
- 04-12-25
Loved
I love the creativity and humor of this book. This is an especially great read as the US gets taken over by oligarchs. This is a good study text for a deep dive into the psyche of the billionaire class. Enjoy!
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