Bienvenue chez les Gaulois
Essai socio-historico-humoristique pour mieux comprendre les Français
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Gaspard Chevallier
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Si je n'avais pas été français, j'aurais tant aimé l'être !
Il y a tellement à écrire sur ce peuple.
Parce que les français sont capables d'inventer le cinéma, la voiture, la radioactivité, mais également le soutien-gorge, le croque-monsieur, la poubelle et le dentier.
Un pays vu comme celui de l'amour et dont les mots "voulez-vous coucher avec moi ?" sont les plus prononcés par les étrangers.
Un peuple où les artistes transforment des urinoirs en œuvre d'art, bâtissent une pyramide de verre devant un édifice plus que centenaire, ou fendent le ciel de leur capitale avec une tour d'acier.
Je vous emmène en excursion virtuelle dans les frontières de l'hexagone, afin de vérifier la véracité de ses nombreux clichés et stéréotypes.
Je vous propose une réflexion globale sur le style de vie à la française, si singulier, atypique et étonnant.
Je vous transporte dans le cœur d'un Gaulois expatrié qui aime aussi profondément son pays... qu'il le charrie.
Bon voyage dans l'Hexagone !
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