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Narrated by:
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Virtual Voice
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By:
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Robert Butler

This title uses virtual voice narration
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Herein lies the record of the rise of Bonny Red, Captain of the Red Spark, Pirate Queen of the endless void, and where her legend began...
Set in the universe of 'Adopted By Humans'
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