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Virtual Voice
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Robert Butler

This title uses virtual voice narration
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Just one atmosphere walk for a few hours and then it would be done.
Till he crashed into a human undertaking the same mission, and the two of them crash landed on the planet down below. Now forced to work together to survive and to succeed, rival predators might find that they have a lot more in common than they realize.
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