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Cousins Cozy Mysteries, Book 1
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Beth Hamer Miles
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From author Beth Hamer Miles comes a hilarious take on the worst year of your life . . .
It's March 2020 in Birmingham, Alabama, but Maggie Baxter and her cousin Francis Pinkston are facing problems even bigger than the quarantine. While navigating her home health job, along with shutdowns, face masks, and toilet paper shortages, Maggie stumbles upon a dead man-snipped in the bud with his own set of monogrammed scissors!
It's a salon scheme gone south, and now, Maggie and Francis are in the midst of a murder investigation. Missing hair salon owners, disappearing patients, destructive raccoons . . . and why does everyone have purple hair? It's a mystery fit for Shear-Lock Combs!
Can Maggie and Francis find a killer and survive 2020 . . . or will this be their last bad hair day?
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