
Bozos, Monsters, and Whiz-Bangs
Bad Advice from Financial Advisors and How to Avoid It
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Lorraine Ell
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Lorraine Ell
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Want financial wellness for life?
Being financially well is challenging, but don't be confused and overwhelmed by the big, impersonal, commission-driven Wall Street machine. In this audiobook, Lorraine Ell shows you the common investing and financial-planning pitfalls and how to avoid them. She doesn't mince words and is very direct about the ways the financial-services industry might not be working for you!
Are you working with a financial coach or a salesperson?
Retirement has changed since your parents' generation. It's not enough to have a broker trade stocks and call it a day. If your financial advisor isn't coaching you through all the financial decisions you make before and during retirement, you are paying your hard-earned money to the wrong person.
Confused by financial-services jargon?
Do you really understand what you are being told by your advisor? Even if your advisor is the "nice" person in the office down the street, you are almost certainly being bamboozled by language designed to confuse you. Learn how to find out if it's time to change your financial advisor!
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