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But...You're a Horse

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But...You're a Horse

By: Jon Bon Pony
Narrated by: Dan Calley
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He’s tall. He’s brooding. He’s...part horse.

Clarabelle Winslow was trying to decompress after a career-threatening publishing mishap. But one wrong turn, a foggy coastal road, and an unexpected equine collision later, she's face-to-snout with the most confusing man she has ever met.

Stallionaire McAllister is cursed, emotionally complex, and incredible at making herbal tea. Clara didn’t come to Misty Mare Bay looking for love, but fate had other plans. As Clara gets swept up in a hay-scented whirlwind of romance, spoken word poetry, and lingering magical baggage, she’s forced to ask herself: Can true love break a curse—or just saddle you with new emotional damage?

Packed with swoons, emotional whiplash, and a romance so intense it’s like being hit by a freight train full of scented candles, But…You’re a Horse is a romance for anyone who's ever fallen for the wrong species at the right time.

©2025 David Bussell (P)2025 David Bussell Paranormal Romantic Comedy
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But…You’re a Horse by Jon Bon Pony is an amazing romantic comedy. Dan Calley did an excellent job with the narration. This is an entertaining, enjoyable, humorous, interesting, romantic, and fun story. I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review. Highly recommend

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This one is difficult to write a review for, first it is an interesting concept. Second, it is word wise a bit punny. Third, is was just fun!!

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