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Calamity Rayne Gets Hitched
- Narrated by: Amber Battaglia
- Length: 14 hrs and 46 mins
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Calamity Rayne—fiancée of very sophisticated and powerful billionaire hottie, Hale Davenport—has a wedding to plan! With no clue how she managed to out-Darwin a bazillion other women and land one of the world’s most desirable bachelors, she becomes the paparazzi’s newest target.
Receiving a crash course in charm school and wedding etiquette, she fights tradition and ends up following a lazy bride's guide to catastrophes and chaos in this laugh-out-loud, opposites-attract, billionaire romantic comedy from bestselling author, Lydia Michaels.
Save the date! Here comes the awkward bride—with a heap of poor judgment and tequila on the side!
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