Separated by 10 years, 3,000 miles, and the unrelenting stresses of adulthood, best friends Janet and Serena plan a 40th birthday girls’ trip to reconnect. But after a massive crash, they’re the only survivors to wash ashore on an uncharted Caribbean Island. Armed with only the clothes on their backs and zero survival skills, they fight to overcome hunger, thirst, deadly wildlife—and most terrifyingly—decades of accrued resentment. Can they find their way home, or will they kill each other first?

In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.

A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).

Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).

Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.

Jenna Jones, former It-girl fashion editor, is broke and desperate for a second chance. When she’s dumped by her longtime fiancé and fired from Darling magazine, she begs for a job from her old arch nemesis, Darcy Vale. The beyond-bitchy publisher of StyleZine.com, Darcy agrees to hire her rival - only because her fashion site needs a jolt from Jenna’s old school cred. But Jenna soon realizes she’s in over her head.

Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.

He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.

Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.

Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.

Little Zach is back—and he’s living the life of his dreams with Mommy! Zach was beginning to give up hope that he’d ever meet his Mommy. As a submissive Little, he’d nearly resigned himself to a life of only dreaming and longing. Then, one day, the most beautiful woman in the world wanders into his store, The Nostalgia Stop, browsing for merchandise…and more. Zach suddenly found himself in a world of Aunties, Dommes, and Mommies. His Mommy. Now, happily married to Mommy Destiny, his life is more amazing than he’d ever dreamed. But not everyone is happy. Someone is wanting to ...

An overworked, exhausted attorney with a secret side and a secret love. A loving Auntie who knows exactly what her baby girl needs. A former shopping mall converted into a resort just for Littles and Bigs. The lights, sighs, and sounds of Christmas. Put it all together, and you have a heartwarming, magical story from bestselling author Amy Cummings! Get ready to go back to The Crosslands. And get ready for fun! Michelle has some major pressure riding on her shoulders. As an attorney in Kansas City—and part of her family’s esteemed firm—she’s constantly standing before judges and ...

Journey back to Hollywood and meet the newest Darling—Harrison, a Little in need of a Mommy! Harrison Trent is an up and coming action movie star. He’s young, lean, and tough. Not to mention arrogant and foul-mouthed. But Harrison harbors a secret he’s never shared with anyone—he’s a Little, through and through. When his secret is exposed, Harrison goes on an epic bender. But Harrison has friends in Tinseltown, even though he doesn’t realize it. He encounters fellow stars Grant Baker and Vic Dalton, and their kind, matronly friend, Auntie Diana. It’s love at first sight for ...

Danger! Suspense! Deception! And of course, plenty of trouble! Buckle up and hold on tight for the latest Mountainville adventure from bestselling author, Amy Cummings! Years ago, MI6 agent Edmund Burks (first met in The Agent’s Baby Girl) put away a dastardly villain by the name of Hugo Spang. Spang is the worst of the worst, and he’s been cursing Agent Burks from his prison cell ever since being locked-up. Now, Spang has found out just where his archnemesis is, and he’ll stop at nothing until he’s had his revenge. Enter Leah. Raised in an orphanage, she made the perfect recruit ...

The world’s biggest pop star. A strong, loving Daddy searching for his baby girl. A tough bodyguard. Cute Littles and summer fun. Get ready for a grand adventure—Mountainville style! Thea Simpson’s career has exploded. She’s the world’s most recognizable pop star, regularly selling out giant stadiums and adoring herself to millions all over the globe. But she harbors a secret. She’s a Little. And she longs for a loving, protective Daddy. Perhaps she’ll find him in Mountainville. Bronson has the most dangerous job on the planet: he’s an aerial lineman. But what people don’t...

What do you get when you mix a sweet Little, a rough and tumble tight end Daddy, a forbidden romance, Eli, Katie, Stella, and the gang, along with some shenanigans? You get Valentine’s Day in Mountainville. And you better hold on tight, cuties. It’s a wild one… Ruth wants nothing more than to be with her best friend—the one she’s known since she was born. The one who protected her. Completed her. Loved her. The one who became her Daddy. But when her strict, televangelist father found out his daughter was a Little, he forbade the relationship. Now, Ruth hasn’t seen Ace Stanfield ...

Let’s hear it for the Mommies! The Mommies of Maple Street, that is. Zach is struggling to accept himself as a Little. How could he not be, after that Little nature broke up his marriage? His ex just couldn’t accept that side of him. Now, he’s on his own. Then, one day, the most beautiful woman in the world wanders into his shop. He’s crazy about Destiny! It might even be love at first sight, as far as Zach is concerned. Hot on her heels is her friend, Heather, who just happens to be a Mommy. Sensing that Zach is too shy—and too plagued by self-doubt—to ask Destiny out, she ...

Join Stella, Katie, Eli, and the Gang for an amazing adventure inside the gates of Mountainville—and beyond! Things are going well for the Mountainville Crew. Spring is in the air and the weather is nice and sunny. The ball pit is as fun as ever. Shenanigans are the order of the day. Until Christophr Ball arrives in town. Christopher seems like a nice enough guy, even if he is a tad snooty. But someone has a grudge against him. A mysterious force is lurking in the shadows, trying to sabotage Christopher from enjoying his Mountainville vacation. And what’s worse, they’re framing Stella...

Get ready for fun, spooky chills, and plenty of mischief—Mountainville style! Oh, and don’t forget sexy, stern Daddies, cute Littles, and loving Mommies. This is going to be a blast. Because this is a Mountainville Halloween… Monica is a handful. She’s in the business of getting into trouble and business is booming! The cute but naughty Little is turning Mountainville upside down. Meanwhile, Turner Banks has hit a rough patch. Sure, he’s a rich, handsome professional quarterback, but when a bone-jarring injury knocks him out of the game, he’s sidelined. Needing time to heal, he ...

Are you or your spouse intrigued by the possibilities of domestic discipline, but not interested in nerdy, complicated BDSM contracts or patriarchal fundamentalist practices that try to pretend that we still live in the 1950s? This book takes a 21st century approach to spanking and domestic discipline in heterosexual relationships, offering no-nonsense tips on how to leverage your current relationship dynamics to make both partners happier and more secure in their marriage. The Well-Spanked Wife presents concepts, case studies and techniques to introduce spanking into your relationship in ...

Having a dating life can be complicated when you struggle to avoid peeing all over your partner. A childhood accident left Sarah grappling with incontinence, a condition that has shaped her life, her self-esteem, and her relationships. Dating is impossible. Who would want to get intimate with an adult who still wears diapers? As she faces one final summer with her foster parents before her senior year of college, Sarah isn’t expecting much. That changes when an old high school friend re-enters her life, offering a glimpse of an unexpected future. Sarah isn’t sure if she is ready for the...

Get ready for a fairy tale just for Littles! Prepare for all the sweetness, fun, and love—because this is a fairy tale Amy Cummings style! Olivia Things aren’t going so well for me. I clean office buildings for a living and make enough to barely scrape by in New York City. But with rent going up, I might soon find myself on the streets! And don’t get me started on my love life. It isn’t great. I only recently began looking for a Daddy on a dating app for people like me. You know, Littles. But that’s not going so well, either. Daddies want hot, skinny girls. Not plus-size, nearly ...

Never Too Old For those new to the spanking romance stories of Lynn Carlyle……… Or for those who enjoy stories of romantic spankings involving people in their 30s up through their 50s and even 60s……… This special collection of stories from Lynn Carlyle includes those that have been published before in other collections and anthologies. Enjoy the story of an older couple who are inadvertently exposed to the enjoyment of spanking by way of a friend’s original couples game, or the tale of a woman who finds that some of her coworkers are of the belief that she could benefit from a ...

Ava Greene has big plans for the summer after her high school graduation, but the discovery of an old photo album awakens a desire she never knew existed. The only child of divorced parents, Ava Greene’s final summer break before starting her freshman year of college is off to a lousy start. Her two best friends are unexpectedly away for the summer, and her parents remain absent from her life as they pursue their own careers. She finds herself longing for a time when life was simpler, when the discovery of her old baby photo album raises an intriguing question. What would it be like to be...

Journey back to Mountainville for all the feels, fun, and cuteness! And welcome home Victoria and Avery! Little Victoria called Mountainville home, along with Avery—the former Texas Ranger and her hot, sexy Daddy. But with a new bundle of joy, the happy couple has moved to the beautiful Texas Hill Country to raise their family. But when their son is spending a weekend with Grams and Gramps, Avery and Victoria decide to head back the special community, vowing to have quality time together and enjoy that unique DDLG dynamic once more. But has Victoria forgotten how to regress? And what ...