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Carve Me

By: RAY BELLA
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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Carve me for Halloween, give me two eyes, a mouth, then place a votive in between, I will shine so bright for you it's true, while the little monsters shout "BOO" on Halloween, a little clown said, "TRICK or TREAT, SMELL MY FEET or GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT" but that never made sense to me, why are strangers giving the children candy for free, humans live so dangerously.

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