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Catastrophe Queen
- Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Brian Pallino
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
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It’s not you. It’s me.
No, seriously. It is me. Not only does my name literally mean “unfortunate”, but that’s the story of my life.
Everything I touch turns to crap. An apartment fire - that I swear I was not responsible for - means I’m living back at home with my sex-mad parents. Yay, me!
Which is why I need my new job as personal assistant to Cameron Reid to get back on my feet. Three months in this job and I can move back out and, hopefully, remember to turn off my flat iron once in a while.
Ahem.
On paper, my job is easy. Make coffee. Book appointments.
Keep everything in order. Until I walk in on my boss, half-naked, wearing nothing but the kind of tiny white towel that dreams are made of.
Now, nothing is easy - except for our mutual attraction. But he’s my boss, and you know what they say about mixing work and pleasure: unless you do p*rn, it’s just not worth it.
Or is it?
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- 05-31-20
Cute.
It's a 3.5 stars. This is my 2nd book with this author, Emma Hart. I bought her books awhile back and it was just sitting on the self. When I finally dive in the story, it took me by surprise. It was far much better than, the 1st book I read which was Four Day Fling. They are likable characters and just a feel-good kind of read. It is a lot of flirting and funny moments. I will try more of her books. The author is warming up on me. Haha!
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