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Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody
- Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody, Book 1
- Narrated by: Robert G. Slade
- Length: 2 hrs and 50 mins
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When Zeke and his friends become Hall Monitors, they have no idea what they’re in for. Especially when Pelicarnassus – school bully and wannabe supervillain – develops a grudge that gets wildly out of hand …
Can they save their school – and maybe the world – from being destroyed by a megalomaniac pelican? A hilarious new school comedy from multi-award-winning author Patrick Ness.
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