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  • Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody

  • Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody, Book 1
  • By: Patrick Ness
  • Narrated by: Robert G. Slade
  • Length: 2 hrs and 50 mins

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Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody

By: Patrick Ness
Narrated by: Robert G. Slade
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Publisher's summary

When Zeke and his friends become Hall Monitors, they have no idea what they’re in for. Especially when Pelicarnassus – school bully and wannabe supervillain – develops a grudge that gets wildly out of hand …

Can they save their school – and maybe the world – from being destroyed by a megalomaniac pelican? A hilarious new school comedy from multi-award-winning author Patrick Ness.

©2024 Patrick Ness (P)2024 Bolinda Publishing
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Critic reviews

'Oh, man, I love this! A fun and quirky schoolyard romp with a cast of clever, heartfelt, hilarious characters from all across the animal kingdom. This Lizard Nobody is bound to be Somebody.' (Caldecott Medalist Matthew Cordell)
'Absolutely bananas and perfectly sweet – this world formed from Patrick Ness’s wild imagination and populated by Tim Miller’s huggable animals is one you will want to return to, for laughs and for the deeper themes of grief, bullying, and true friendship.' (Isabel Roxas, creator of the graphic novel series The Adventures of Team Pom)
'Wonderfully absurd.' (Bob Shea, author of Who Wet My Pants)

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