Cold Slither
and other horrors of the weird west
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David J. West
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Porter Rockwell is a Gunslinger, Lawman and Outlaw, and all around Devil of a Saint. Good thing he's on our side!Blessed by a holy man, Porter was promised that if he never cut his hair—no bullet nor blade could harm him—but nobody mentioned all of the supernatural dangers he would run across. From Aztec snake gods to man eating thunder-birds, Cajun zombies and even an ancient vampire there isn't anything Porter won't tangle with.Ride along with Porter and the brilliant damsels not-so-in-distress that lend a helping hand as he faces off against sorcery and desperadoes, myth and legend, demons and dark gods.COLD SLITHER is the ultimate collection of weird western tales featuring Porter Rockwell, as only the master of literary pulp, David J. West, can write him. Spine-tingling horror and grim-dark humor go hand in hand with six-shooters in these adventures thru the old west.Download it now and you will ride along for the adventure of a lifetime!Cold Slither, a weird western horror story collection from the Dark Trails Saga series, is wild west historical fiction in the style of Robert E. Howard (Conan the Barbarian, Solomon Kane, Breckenridge Elkins) and Fritz Leiber (Fafrhd and the Grey Mouser), with a touch of Louis L'amour thrown in for good measure.Praise for David J. West:"
If you enjoy tales of noble savages, cruel wizards, and bold adventure on the weird western frontier, give it a shot." -- Dave Butler“
David J. West has created a fascinating and fun amalgam of fact and fiction,” —. Dr. Michael R. Collings
“combines an excellent prose style with a brilliant imagination to give us a solid collection of wonderful stories,” — W. H. Pugmire
"A strong voice in the field of Sword & Sorcery. His work is evocative, featuring deftly drawn characters, exotic locales and energetic tale spinning.” — Bruce Durham
“and he just keeps getting better,” — Amazing Stories
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