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J. Farmer
About this listen
How can growing cabbages turn into a contact sport? Our farmers are at it again with a new challenge. This time the rules are made to be broken.
This is just one more day in the misadventures of Henry White and Radcliff Green, who seem like your typical old farmers in the middle of nowhere. But beneath the façade of a Midwestern American homestead, these two secretly brilliant, and wild, rival scientists are dedicated to exploring and controlling the secrets of nature and technology. White and Green both have hidden labs beneath their farms and an ever-evolving collection of remarkable robots, cyborgs, super plants, gadgets, supercomputers, and more!
The Crazy Cabbage Challenge is part of the Mildly Mad series of interconnected adventures of two farmers, their minions, and the folks of Turingsburg County as they experience the excitement, danger, and fun of experiments pushed to the limit!
For those interested in STEM education, a “State of the Science” audio article is provided explaining supercomputers to help bridge listeners from the world of science-fiction to reality.
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