
Cruising for a Bruising
A Cruise Ship Cozy Mystery, Book 1
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Murder and mayhem on a megaship.
Poppy Legend, 40 years old and feeling just a touch behind in life, is sailing back to the last place she wants to go: home. Sure, she snagged a fantastic concierge gig on the inaugural voyage of a billionaire’s cruise line, which promises to revitalize her island home Celebration Cay - the place she ran away from years ago.
Not that she has time to worry about what’s waiting in the future. A spoiled billionaire, rich and demanding cruise guests, and two of the world’s top boxers plus their eccentric entourages are doing everything they can to dominate every single second of Poppy’s present. That is, until a killer delivers a fatal sucker punch that threatens to sink the cruise line on its maiden journey.
With the livelihood of Poppy’s hometown (and her own business) about to be left dead in the water, the personal concierge dives in to hunt down a murderer. Will an amateur sleuth be able flush out a homicidal loose cannon, or will a devil cast Poppy into the deep blue sea?
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- Jonathan Brant
- 11-25-20
LOVED IT!
THIS BOOK WAS SO MUCH FUN! As a cozy lover I was so excited to have a new setting with the cruise ship, but still the small town vibes that I love. The narration was awesome, the different voices totally drew me into the story and made me laugh MANY times!
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