
Danger Is Everywhere
A Handbook for Avoiding Danger
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David O'Doherty
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David O'Doherty
About this listen
Taken from the tape recordings of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, Danger Is Everywhere is a brilliantly funny audiobook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have you laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.
Does it warn you about what to do if a shark comes up out of the loo while you are sitting on it? Yes, it does. And what to do if a volcano erupts underneath your house? After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this audiobook will let you know exactly how to deal with it. Does it include amazing sound effects and music composed by Doctor Noel Zone himself? Yes, it does. But make sure you keep the volume safely down.
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- Mrs B Hastings-Jones
- 11-06-18
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It's so funny can't stop laughing scorer Noel zone is so cool and shy you will only this book
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