Danger Is Everywhere
A Handbook for Avoiding Danger
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David O'Doherty
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Chris Judge
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David O'Doherty
About this listen
This totally wacky handbook is about an everyman who is afraid of everything! Dr. Noel Zone, the greatest (and only) dangerologist in the world, is ready to teach listeners how to avoid danger at all costs - from sneaky snakes posing as toothbrushes, to sharks hiding in toilets, to robots disguised at kindly grandmas. After all, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE, and we need to be prepared!
This hilarious and truly creative handbook will have listeners laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.
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