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Dating Midlife Demons
- A Paranormal Women’s Fiction
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
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Stuck in the shadow realm and straight out of luck, I’m more alone than ever. Even my friends are frightened of me now that they know the truth. Happy mid-life to me!
That is, until my demon in rusty armor comes to my rescue.
Now, I realize the magical world is so much bigger than I ever imagined, and it turns out, bigger than anyone else did, either. The Knights Templar are determined to stage a comeback at any cost, and my star-lit blood is the key to their plans.
With only a demon to guide me, I have to find a way out of the shadow realm and back to Earth before magic is unleashed everywhere—and with it, things more ancient than the Earth itself.
A little snarky, a little epic, and still 100% fun, Dating Midlife Demons is a PWF adventure novel full of powerful heroines who are aging like a fine wine and finding their place after fifty.
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- Jess345
- 05-18-24
Love this story. Wish it had a real narrator and not virtual voice. It makes it hard to listen too but the story is so good.
I love this Story! The series is awesome. The virtual narration sucks. I can get through it but I'm sad such a good series got virtual voice with no personality.
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