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Trevor Clinger
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By:
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Lázaro Droznes
About this listen
Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word at the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them?
They are here. The best one-liners to show off in public and in private:
- Dirty jokes
- Sexy jokes
- Witticisms
- Funny quotes
- Riddles
- Wisecracks
- Feminist jokes
- Love jokes
- Sexist jokes
- Bad jokes
- Funny proverbs
All the one-liners are related to sex, women, and love relationships--the lines to which everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you'll need to become the life of the party.
Dating will never be the same.
At parties everybody will flock around, eager not to miss your lines.
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Loved it
- By Michelle on 04-06-22
Cliniger does his best to tell the jokes clearly and he is easy to understand.
Lotsa One Liners
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This is a shocker, monotone bad and negative one liners.
2 words Rip Off
Refund PLEASE
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Nah reading this book if this is a joke I'm still waiting for the punchline
What a waste of time
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