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Don't Call Me Jupiter—Book Two "Lightning Crashes"

Memoir of a Reluctant Hippie Kid

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Don't Call Me Jupiter—Book Two "Lightning Crashes"

By: Tom J. Bross
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For fans of Running with Scissors, The Glass Castle, and Educated, comes a true coming-of-age memoir about a vagabond family led by a self-absorbed, eccentric hippie mother during the age of Aquarius. Devastating family drama, abandonment, and drugs are balanced with laugh-out-loud humor that will keep you listening. You'll laugh, cry, and be left begging for more.

Don’t Call Me Jupiter is packed with hilarious and horrifying true stories.… Funny, yet its central theme is abandonment.

The story fast forwards to 1996 when a suspicious death in the family leaves the fate of two young boys in the hands of Tom’s dysfunctional family. Tom, the quintessential lifetime bachelor, and geeky Don Draper is thrust headfirst back into the mayhem of his family’s hippie lifestyle.

Was it murder, drugs, abuse, or something else? Join this disbanded family as they’re forced together to confront a horrific crisis and scramble for resolution. Can the cycle of abandonment be broken? See how our past decisions have serious life-long consequences....

And with most dysfuctional famliies they come with a cost.

Author's Note: Imagine a 1970s version of Shameless but with less booze, more weed, and way more hallucinogenics.

Don’t Call Me Jupiter provides an accurate, visceral, entertaining, real-life perspective into the ups and downs of surviving a hippie childhood with a narcissist as a mother. As you dig deeper into his struggle, you learn how to forgive what you can't forget.

©2021 Tom J. Bross (P)2023 Tom J. Bross
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A gripping memoir of a family I want to read more about. Through tragedy something good has happened. An opportunity to be the parent you once needed.

I didn’t want it to end

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Of course the subject matter kept me engrossed, but even more the style of writing and emotion of the narrator. I’m a hard to impress person and yet many times I laughed out loud, held back tears and felt I was living right there with the family. I certainly will listen to all three books again.

The best audible book(s) I have purchased!

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Book 2 is a cliffhanger. Can't wait to find out how things progress....💕 I am hooked. I will re-read these for sure.

Loved it!

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Anyone who grew up in the 70s can relate. Either you knew this family, or you were this family. This book puts the fun in dysfunctional.

Touching, wry 70s biography.

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I enjoyed the first book so much that I didn’t think he could top it. Wrong. This was a very different book, but just as wonderful. Looking forward to Book 3!

More delightful writing!

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I wish drugs were not such a focus but that was the day and age.

Wonderful story of family

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Definitely recommend this whole series! I absolutely loved it! I would listen to it again!

Loved it!

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