Don't Open The Sandwich Bag. Audiobook By Steven Doornbos cover art

Don't Open The Sandwich Bag.

There's trouble in every bite

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Don't Open The Sandwich Bag.

By: Steven Doornbos
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Hanover Elementary is not your average school. The milk cartons whisper advice. The pencil sharpener leaks secrets. And the cafeteria meatballs occasionally move on their own.

Tommy Tiddleton was just trying to survive another weird Wednesday when he stumbled upon the first clue: a glowing sandwich bag marked “DO NOT OPEN.”
Naturally, he opened it.

Now, with the help of his best friends—Dev the skeptic, Blister the chaos enthusiast, and Miss Sheila the world’s most suspicious lunch lady—Tommy must navigate a bizarre underground archive, a sentient gravy spill, memory-erasing tacos, and a spork that glows whenever danger approaches.

But the deeper they dig, the clearer it becomes: the school is hiding more than mystery meat. Someone—or something—has been documenting every memory, every secret, and every bite.

And it all leads back to the sandwich bag.

Animals Genre Fiction Small Town & Rural Emotionally Gripping
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