Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade
The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 16
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There are some pretty weird grown-ups in Bailey City!
There's a new guidance counselor at Bailey Elementary School and he's giving the kids the creeps. No one understands why his skin is so pale, why he hides from the sun, or why his skin is deathly cold to the touch. But Counselor Drake couldn't really be Count Dracula, could he?
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- Elvira R.
- 12-13-23
Another awesome Bailey School Kids audiobook
Only recently found out about these and have been listening to as many as I can get. The narration is the same on all of them and I’ve gotten used to it. No complaints. So happy to be able to enjoy these stories on the go. 💖🧛♂️
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