Drumpf & Sons: Capitol Gains
A Novel of Power, Profit, and the Privatization of a Presidency
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Drumpf & Sons: Capitol Gains
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A. E. Voss
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A Novel of Power, Profit, and the Privatization of a Presidency
In the United Republic of Columbia, democracy didn’t die — it got a rebrand.
When billionaire-turned-President Ron Drumpf reclaims the Ivory House, he brings his children, his company, and his golden furniture with him. What follows is a blisteringly absurd and disturbingly plausible descent into dynastic rule, where national assets are auctioned to shell companies, foreign autocrats are rewarded with government contracts, and loyalty to the ruling family is rewarded with pardons — or profit. Sometimes both.
From subscription-based patriotism and merchandise-fueled rallies, to privatized public parks and a casino-themed presidential library, Drumpf & Sons charts the hilarious, horrifying collapse of civic norms and the gleeful rise of a family business run from the seat of power.
A darkly comic epic that reads like satire but feels like tomorrow’s headlines, Capitol Gains is a scathing portrait of unchecked ambition, institutional decay, and a public too dazed to resist. This is Columbia, if reality TV took over... and stayed.
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