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Narrated by:
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Francesca Townes
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By:
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Frances Pauli
About this listen
Nine tales of wily women from author Frances Pauli...
Whether they are causing trouble or just getting into it, they've got what it takes to get the job done. Need a little bacon to domesticate a hell hound? Looking to seduce an Italian Vampire? You need look no further.
From vengeful goddesses to mythical tattooists, from train robbery to the local spelling bee, these women are well prepared and fully armed for adventure. They have the tools. They have the attitude. They're tough, tricky, and possibly, just be a teeny bit wicked. ©2013 Frances Pauli (P)2013 Frances PauliListeners also enjoyed...
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What listeners say about Earth Girls Are Difficult
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- MelHay
- 06-16-15
Hahaha, fun short stories
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes. The fun short stories brought to life.
What did you like best about this story?
I love the impact of each word to draw the images and short stories to a full size. The words grow the scene around us with each word. The image's come into focus from the center to around it.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I smiled and was surprised with a few of the story turns.
Any additional comments?
The narrator, does an amazing job of growing with the stories. Several of the stories I felt the narrator was the story. She seemed to take them on and her voice and accenting worked perfectly to grow the stories with what Frances had created in words.
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