Embrace Him Audiobook By Steve Milton cover art

Embrace Him

Virtual Voice Sample

Try for $0.00
Prime logo Prime members: New to Audible?
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Embrace Him

By: Steve Milton
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
Try for $0.00

$14.95/month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $6.99

Buy for $6.99

Confirm purchase
Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.
Cancel

This title uses virtual voice narration

Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.

About this listen

I'm lonely at the top.

I'm a world-famous gay relationship expert. I have my own television show, Boyfriend Academy. I’m six feet, five inches of ex-Mossad muscle. My abs have their own Instagram account. And I can make hummus like nobody's business.

Still, I spend every night alone. My next coaching assignment is in Honey Bay. Middle-of-nowhere type place. The nearest Bergdorf Goodman is 331 miles away. The nearest hot guy, probably even farther. And I'm supposed to coach some dude named Holden.

Turns out Holden is gorgeous, cute as a pug, and he doesn't even know it. He's a car mechanic. And a nerd.

Holden will be such a catch. For his eventual boyfriend. The one I'm trying to help him find.

I can handle Honey Bay. I can even handle Holden's garage, his beer-chugging friends, and his uptight customers. But can I handle falling hopelessly in love?

The only man I've ever wanted is way out of my league... and he's my dating coach.

I came out at thirty. Late bloomer. If being perpetually single can be called blooming.

Avi is supposed to make me sociable, acceptable, date-able. Whatever. I'm not wearing daisy dukes to work, no matter what Avi says. This is Honey Bay, not Key West.

I'll go along with Avi's dating advice. It's the polite thing to do, even if I don't have much hope of finding love. Who would ever date a nerdy car mechanic with a ten-dollar haircut and a pet hedgehog?

Avi gives me a style makeover. He teaches me how to flirt. He even tags along on every cringeworthy date.

But how can I learn to date when the only man I want is my coach?

Embrace Him is a 52,000-word feel-good romance with a glam dating coach unexpectedly crashing into a nerdy mechanic. May contain chicken fried steak, a ruined sofa, vitamin D, and exactly three lube jokes.
Romance Funny Feel-Good Comedy
activate_Holiday_promo_in_buybox_DT_T2

What listeners say about Embrace Him

Average customer ratings

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.