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Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die

And Other Comforting Thoughts on Family, Friends, Sex, Love and More Things That Ruin Your Life

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Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die

By: Daniel Sloss
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Daniel Sloss' stand-up comedy engages, enrages, offends, unsettles, educates, comforts and gets audiences roaring with laughter - all at the same time. In his groundbreaking specials, seen on Netflix and HBO, he has brilliantly tackled everything from male toxicity and friendship to love, romance and marriage - and claims (with the data to back it up) that his on-stage laser-like dissection of relationships has single-handedly caused more than 300 divorces and 120,000 breakups.

Now, in his first book, he picks up where his specials left off, and goes after every conceivable kind of relationship - with one's country (Sloss' is Scotland); with America; with lovers, ex-lovers, ex-lovers who you hate, ex-lovers who hate you; with parents; with best friends (male and female), not-best friends; with children; with siblings; and even with the global pandemic and our own mortality. In Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die, every human connection gets the brutally funny (and unfailingly incisive) Sloss treatment as he illuminates the ways in which all of our relationships are fragile and ridiculous and awful - but also valuable and meaningful and important.

©2021 Daniel Sloss (P)2021 Penguin Audio Performing Arts
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Everyone must read/listen to this book. If you don’t you run the risk of being stuck with one of the bad kind or even worse being one of them.

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I had never heard of Daniel Sloss until I heard him on the Conan podcast and decided to get this book. Now I strongly believe that this book should be required reading for anyone in their twenties (or 30s, 40s, 50s). His outlook on relationships is so important to understand, I have given this book to my adult kids to read because he explains everything in such a charming (if you ignore the rimming references) and clever way. It is also very funny and deep and emotional. I really loved it,

I wish this book existed 30 years ago

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