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 A new rule says patrons wanting additional ketchup must fill out forms requesting it.©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc. Literature & Fiction Satire Comedy
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60 seconds of not funny

I love the Onion News, usually. These short 60 second stories fell short of their usual comedy imo.
Maybe worth a listen if it were free, definitely not for payment, even one less than a dollar.
The topics were intriguing, if the story was longer, more detailed, I feel this would've lived up to the usual Onion News standards and been funny.

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