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  • Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted to Dispense Their Own Ketchup

  • By: Doyle Redland
  • Length: Less than 1 minute
  • 2.0 out of 5 stars (1 rating)

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Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted to Dispense Their Own Ketchup

By: Doyle Redland
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A new rule says patrons wanting additional ketchup must fill out forms requesting it.
©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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60 seconds of not funny

I love the Onion News, usually. These short 60 second stories fell short of their usual comedy imo.
Maybe worth a listen if it were free, definitely not for payment, even one less than a dollar.
The topics were intriguing, if the story was longer, more detailed, I feel this would've lived up to the usual Onion News standards and been funny.

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