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A Fast & Furious Novel
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Peter Hosking
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Geoffrey McGeachin didn't publish his first novel until 2004, but since the award-winning debut of Fat, Fifty, and F***ed!, McGeachin has made up for lost time, writing two complete series in the wake of his initial success. The author is like the Australian version of Carl Hiaasen, populating his novels with wit, humor, and (often) criminal action.
Actor Peter Hosking has performed more than 100 audiobooks over the course of several decades. He brings his expert pacing and agility to this winner of the inaugural Australian Popular Fiction Competition. The performance is above all entertaining, taking emotionally defeated protagonist Martin Carter from 0 to 60 in a matter of seconds.
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"A very satisfying adventure/romantic comedy with an undercurrent of impending danger....An effortlessly entertaining story that will have you itching to hit the open road yourself." (Australian Crime Fiction Database)
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- Tracey
- 03-19-14
fat and f,d
Where does Fat, Fifty, and Fxxxed! rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
the story stared well with good twists all through
What was one of the most memorable moments of Fat, Fifty, and Fxxxed!?
the holdup it was differant
Have you listened to any of Peter Hosking’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
yes they all pretty good he has a great sense for the storytelling
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- Douglas
- 07-24-07
Lots of fun
The story did not work my brain extra hard, but I really had a good time listening to it. It was fun, funny and entertaining. This probably has something to do with turning 50 this year.
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- Ruth
- 06-30-09
Fun, lots of laughs
Very enjoyable,light and completely unbelievable. Doesn't tax your mind. Reader could have been better.
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- Julie D
- 09-30-14
A heartwarming story full of great Ozzie humour
What did you love best about Fat, Fifty, and Fxxxed!?
Beautifully narrated story, loveable characters, brilliant one-liners. One of my favourite audible books ever.
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- Lynne
- 03-02-10
An Easy Listen
I quite enjoyed this book although the Narrator did sound a little bored reading it.
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- Sue The Shopping Queen
- 08-06-15
Well Done
What made the experience of listening to Fat, Fifty, and Fxxxed! the most enjoyable?
The pacing and humor went well together.
What did you like best about this story?
The opening scene showing why the male protagonist felt the way he did.
Which scene was your favorite?
See above.
If you could rename Fat, Fifty, and Fxxxed!, what would you call it?
Running Free
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no
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- Phillip Igoe
- 02-26-10
Very enjoyable
A great light hearted story that takes you on a journey through Australia with a lot of dry humour. Peter Hosking as the reader adds a lot to the story and it is a great listen on a long drive or flight.
Highly recommended.
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- Judy
- 09-23-06
Delightful
This is the perfect book for a long drive or while doing chores. It's a very funny roimp through the Australian countryside with a bank manager who has just turned fifty and decides to rob his bank branch that just closed and chuck it all. You will laugh out loud. Very enjoyable.
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- Roger Randall
- 07-13-18
Great story
Peter Hosking is one of the best story readers I have lisened to. Have listened to this one twice now still as good as the 1st time.
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