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FedEx Confirms That More Than 600,000 People Try to Mail Themselves Each Year

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FedEx Confirms That More Than 600,000 People Try to Mail Themselves Each Year

By: The Onion
Narrated by: Doyle Redland
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 FedEx officials say the allure of being delivered in 3-5 business days is just too much to pass up.©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc. Literature & Fiction Satire Comedy
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