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Gentlemen Prefer Mermaids
- A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
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When Sawyer learns what I am—a mermaid—he isn’t sure what to make of the fact.
Worse, it seems distance is what he needs most.
Even though things might be less than ideal between Sawyer and me, at least I still have a friend in Wendy.
But, soon, even that relationship will see its own crisis when posters appear throughout town proclaiming I’m a criminal on the run.
Although the rumors are a hoax, I feel the whole town is turning against me, Wendy included—and I can only wonder who’s to blame for the lies.
Luckily for me, there’s a new man in my life named Marshall.
Having just moved to Shell Harbor, he’s unbelievably handsome, and is quickly proving to be the only person I want to spend time with.
Yet, there’s something about him that leaves me with questions; after all, he seems to be keeping secrets of his own.
Between combating nasty rumors flitting through town, keeping my swim school afloat, trying to make amends with Sawyer and Wendy, and allowing a new friendship with Marshall to blossom, my life is a chaotic mess.
But that mess is about to get a lot more complicated when I get the shock of a lifetime…
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