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Gods, Aliens, and Other Unwanted Visitors

By: Jaymes Shore
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GODS, ALIENS, AND OTHER UNWANTED VISITORS Mankind faces threats from outer space, ancient monsters, an insane President, the church, a massive brown dwarf star, a human resource manager, Biblical creatures, and other unwanted visitors. No amount of faith can save us. Fifteen dark tales of science fiction, horror, and black comedy. Pray they don’t come true. This book is not recommended for the religious, conservative, or close minded. THE BEST OF HUMANITY Four bickering men flee the dying Earth in a tin can. They rapidly descend into claustrophobic madness, and become the worst possible representatives of humanity. WHY I KILLED THE PRESIDENT The election is upon us, and it is time for the next religious change. Sadly, Presidential candidates don’t always keep their campaign promises. One reporter learns the true meaning of faith, as the newly elected President makes some questionable religious decisions. MORT THE EXECUTIONER There is no greater threat to your existence, than the arrival of a senior human resource manager. This angel of death will leave you out in the cold, and at the mercy of the murderous marauders waiting in the wastelands. His name is Mort, and he wants to terminate your employment. APPLES, HONEY, AND SHEDIM ON A MONDAY AFTERNOON A young child is continuously bullied at school. The boy’s only comfort comes in the form of a monstrous Biblical creature, which he gladly introduces to his unsuspecting tormentors. CAN A BRANCH EXIST WITHOUT A TREE? Never look into your personal genome. You might not like what you find. A woman discovers her unique lineage, and the results will destroy her life. A LONG WAIT FOR THE WRONG MIRACLE Two men embark on the holiest of crusades. They give up the safety and comfort of mankind’s new home on a distant world, and return to the dying Earth. The rapture is coming, and only the few remaining chosen will be saved. Just enjoy the burning ground, boiling seas, and unbreathable air. Salvation will be arriving at any moment. THE CORRECT FIT In America, even going to the rest room has become an impossible task. A SIMPLE REQUEST A ship arrives from the stars. Earth is promised peace, prosperity, and fair trade. After all, they are only here to help us. Mankind rapidly descends into poverty and servitude. Mankind’s fate rests in the hands of one Pastor. Unfortunately, his mind has been suppressed by the creature possessing his body. THE ALL YOU CAN DRINK APOCALYPSE #2 A bar full of drunks await the end of the world, as a time traveler reveals a terrifying secret about humanity. CHEMTRAIL ANGELS The Chemtrails from passing jets kill hundreds of birds over a new housing community. One Saturday afternoon, the chemtrails bring down something else. An angel like creature falls to Earth, then seeks revenge on its perceived attackers. A MESSAGE TO GOD An Earth colony receives a blessing from God, then uses it to subjugate the rest of humanity. A slave from a pacifist farming planet needs to free the woman he loves, and there is only one way to accomplish this without bloodshed. THE SCORE When everything in life is based upon a single religious test, you need to have some faith. A boy’s belief structure is strained, as he begins to understand the true meaning of life. WISSDOOMED A man’s above average IQ prevents him from enjoying life. Sometimes, there are no intelligent solutions to one’s problems. THE ALL YOU CAN DRINK APOCALYPSE #3 The end of the world occurs once again. Drink up, as a threat from the outer solar system wipes out all life on Earth. GOD’S, ALIENS, AND OTHER UNWANTED VISITORS A scientist discovers an alien device, and it can change the course of human history. The owners return, and they are not pleased. Anthologies & Short Stories Employment
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