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Martin Jarvis
About this listen
The internationally beloved novel by dream literary collaborators and internationally bestselling writers, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. Soon to be a massive new TV launch on Amazon Prime Video and the BBC, a series written and show-run by Neil himself and starring David Tennant, Michael Sheen, Jon Hamm and Miranda Richardson, to name but a few.
There is a hint of Armageddon in the air. According to the Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (recorded, thankfully, in 1655, before she blew up her entire village and all its inhabitants, who had gathered to watch her burn), the world will end on a Saturday. Next Saturday, in fact.
So the Armies of Good and Evil are massing, the four Bikers of the Apocalypse are revving up their mighty hogs and hitting the road, and the world's last two remaining witchfinders are getting ready to Fight the Good Fight. Atlantis is rising. Frogs are falling. Tempers are flaring, and everything appears to be going to Divine Plan.
Except that a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon are not particularly looking forward to the coming Rapture. They've lived amongst Humanity for millennia, and have grown rather fond of the lifestyle. So if Crowley and Aziraphale are going to stop it from happening, they've got to find and kill the AntiChrist (which is a shame, really, as he's a nice kid). There's just one glitch: someone seems to have misplaced him.
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Critic reviews
'Marvellously benign, ridiculously inventive and gloriously funny' Guardian
Phenomenal narration...best yet from Audible.
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Loved every second of it.
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Witty fun
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A definite favourite!
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Perfect!
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Great overall
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The book is a great piece of English humor. The dialogues between the kids are warm and endearing.
Sweet Story on How/Why to Keep the Planet Alive
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I’ll return it as soon as the Stephen Briggs version becomes available again.
Not the best version
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very entertaining. martin jarvis excels!
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Excellent story, wonderful narration.
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