
Holy Bible - Best God Damned Version - The Books of Moses
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This is simply hilarious. In the “it’s funny because it’s true” sense. I’m so glad I found this
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This is exactly what I was looking for! Thank Yahweh for this author’s God-given satirical excellence! Any serious student of Christianity, Jewishism, Muslimist, Occultist, Magickian, NEEDS TO HEAR THIS!
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- 04-04-24
We Get the Point
Yes, the bible is full of dumb things. 150 year old people, fathers killing sons and daughters, and bushes that are talking fire hazards, just to name a few. The book is way too long and repetitive for the topic. At somewhere around 4 or 5 hours, I stopped listening. Just could not bear another 5 hours of the same routine. The author makes his point very early on. I agree with him but do not need to keep hearing the same message over and over.
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