Honk If You Hate Yourself
A Car Owner’s Identity Crisis
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Honk If You Hate Yourself
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Virtual Voice
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By:
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Jacob Butler
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Honk If You Hate Yourself: A Car Owner’s Identity Crisis
From lifted trucks to lowered IQs, Teslas to tailgaters, and everything in between—this book hits the gas on every stereotype, no brakes, no apologies.
Honk If You Hate Yourself is a ruthless, hilarious deep-dive into the unspoken truth behind car culture: you are what you drive, and that’s terrifying. Written by Jake, a veteran, philosopher, and back seat comic with a vendetta against bad parking and emotional compensation on four wheels, this book doesn’t just roast—it incinerates.
Each chapter is a full-throttle takedown of a different kind of driver:
🚗 The Cybertruck cultist with a God complex
🚙 The Jeep wave enthusiast who thinks trail-rated means morally superior
🏍️ The motorcycle guy who’s just one wheelie away from crying in his helmet
🛻 The squatted truck guy… yeah, he gets his own funeral
Whether you’re a gearhead, a daily commuter, or just someone who’s been stuck behind a Prius doing 23 in a 45, this book is for you. And probably about you.
Buckle up.
Laugh hard.
And if you feel personally attacked...
Good.
That means we’re getting somewhere.