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Hot Not Bothered
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- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
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Publisher's summary
Don’t miss the next coming-of-middle-age story from Harper Ford, perfect for fans of Alexandra Potter and Ruth Jones!
Hot Not Bothered is the new hilarious, no-holds-barred and heartfelt novel about the rollercoaster of menopause, from hot flushes to HRT and everything in-between.
It’s a bloody mess but she ain’t stressed…
Heidi is tired. Tired, grumpy and hot as hell.
Juggling the demands of her stressful job whilst parenting two children with a significant age gap is proving chaotic, and Heidi has well and truly run out of f**ks to give.
When her menopause symptoms skyrocket, Heidi dives headfirst into a sea of comically contradictory advice, absurd doctors' appointments, and the wild world of online support forums that range from cult-like to totally bloody batshit.
The last straw comes when Heidi receives a patronising company-wide email from HR supporting ‘women of a certain age’. Heidi accidentally hits ‘reply all’ when calling out the bullshit, only to suddenly find herself the inadvertent face of the menopause in her office…
Hot (Not Bothered) is the new hilarious novel about the menopause, second (or third) chance love – and the unexpected ways in which we can find our tribe at any age.
Critic reviews
‘A gloriously uplifting celebration of middle age and all it has to offer – bad as well as good. I loved it.’ Katie Fforde
'Bloody brilliant! A story that has heart, sass, wit and wisdom. All the Bridget Jones romance drama with added hot flushes and feminine rage. I devoured it. Harper Ford is the voice of everywoman (over 45). Laugh out loud, fist-pumping fabulousness.' Helen Fields
'A hilarious take on the hormonal pressure cooker of midlife… I loved it! So funny and relatable!' Fiona Gibson
'A hilarious, joy of a book that leaves you feeling as if you’ve had a warm hug from a friend.' Kate Galley
'Very relatable, very funny and an important reminder of the power we have as women when we come together.' Jo Middleton
'Blisteringly honest and laugh-out-loud funny!' Aliya Ali-Afzal
'Like having the biggest rant with your best friend. Hilarious, relatable and compelling.’ Helga Jensen
'An absolute gem…A delightful blend of humour and heart. Five stars! Rosie Hannigan
'Deserves to be on the best books of 2024 lists! A funny, relatable, brilliant read, you'll devour it in one sitting!' Annabel French
‘Hilarious, hopeful and relatable!’ Rosie Wilby
'Heidi is a superb character who it was impossible not to love. The book is a joy from first page to last!' Catherine Balavage
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