How Not to Be a Supermodel
A Noughties Memoir
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Ruth Crilly
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Ruth Crilly
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At twenty years old, five feet eight and with boobs that were 'inconveniently fulsome', Ruth was not quite young enough, tall enough, or waif-like enough to ever hope for a meteoric rise to supermodel status. And yet her sheer optimism and questionable grasp on reality led her to abandon her law degree and begin a career with one of the biggest agencies in the world.
Follow Ruth through a rip-roaring, hilarious decade of not quite making it as a supermodel. Fueled by little more than cigarettes and the stress of her spiraling debt she crisscrosses the world in pursuit of fame and fortune. But how far is she willing to go for this wildly unrealistic dream?
Bridget Jones meets The Devil Wears Prada, How Not to Be a Supermodel is a time capsule of a book that dives into one of the world's most fascinating industries. Offering a glimpse into both the high glamour and juddering reality of a by-gone era, this comic memoir tackles the darkest of subjects with the very lightest touch and injects humor and a heartwarming honesty into a story that could have so easily ended a different way.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-14-25
Hilarious and entertaining
I would welcome a sequel. enjoyed this book very much. Ruth's narration was great too.
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- Amanda
- 01-20-25
Excellent narration and writing
It felt like I was listening to a good friend tell me her best stories. Her narration was particularly wonderful! Thank you for such a great listen. I really look forward to more!
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