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How To Bare Minimum Everything

Secrets of a Reluctant Genius

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How To Bare Minimum Everything

By: Michael P. Clutton
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 The self-help book for people who don’t want help. A snarky masterclass in sarcasm for anyone who’s ever found the world around them just little too people-ish.

Finally, a definitive guide for anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at humanity and muttered, “Why me?”

Packed with sharp wit, absurd anecdotes, and enough sarcasm to power a small city, this book isn’t here to fix your life—it’s here to validate your gripes. From battling self-checkout machines to surviving the circus of social norms, you’ll find yourself nodding, chuckling, rolling your eyes, and possibly questioning your own existence.

Whether you’re dodging small talk, ignoring ambition, enduring co-workers, or failing spectacularly at self-improvement, this reluctant genius delivers advice perfect for curmudgeons, cynics, and anyone with a pulse. It’s the laugh you didn’t know you needed, served with a smirk and a side of existential dread.
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