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How to Be Poor and Stay Broke for the Rest of Your Damn Life

The Undeniably Effective Guide to Avoiding Wealth, Responsibility, and Any Form of Financial Growth

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 How to Be Poor and Stay Broke for the Rest of Your Damn Life!
A Satirical Self-Help Classic for Anyone Deep in Debt, Denial, or Designer Shoes They Can’t Afford


What if everything you’ve ever learned about money was true... and also the reason you’re broke?

Welcome to the anti-guidebook you didn’t know you needed — a hilariously raw, brutally honest, and painfully accurate parody of financial failure. Whether you’re living paycheck-to-Thursday, ghosting your landlord, or spiritually allergic to Excel spreadsheets, this book will validate your worst decisions and nudge you (aggressively) toward better ones.

This isn’t your rich uncle’s investment seminar. It’s more like The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Budget — the dysfunctional cousin of every financial book you've ignored on your shelf.
Inside, you’ll learn how to:
  • Surround yourself with equally broke friends so no one judges your ramen habit
  • Treat every paycheck like a Vegas jackpot (and wonder where it went)
  • Master the art of financial procrastination with vibes, crystals, and zero savings
  • Avoid reading personal finance books — including this one — at all costs
  • Flex for the ‘Gram while your bank account cries softly in the background
And yes — there’s wisdom hiding between the sarcasm. Because underneath the laughs is a truth we can’t avoid: staying broke is a choice... and so is getting rich.
Perfect for fans of:
  • The Psychology of Money by Morgan Housel (for the people who think emotionally, spend impulsively, and avoid responsibility gracefully)
  • Rich Dad Poor Dad by Robert Kiyosaki (but if both dads were broke and petty)
  • You Are a Badass at Making Money by Jen Sincero (but if you’re too lazy to be a badass)
  • The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fck* by Mark Manson (because apathy doesn’t pay the bills either)
  • Your Money or Your Life by Vicki Robin (spoiler: your life is choosing for you if you don’t)
Bottom Line?
If How to Win Friends and Influence People is for getting ahead socially, How to Be Poor and Stay Broke for the Rest of Your Damn Life! is for laughing through your financial chaos while plotting your escape.
Because sometimes, the only way to wake up is with a punchline.

Warning: This book may cause excessive reflection, fits of laughter, and sudden urges to open a savings account. Read at your own financial risk.
👉 Grab your copy now and finally start failing upward. Or don’t. That’s on you. Personal Development Personal Finance Personal Success Money Witty
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