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How to Become a Zombie

A Step-by-Step Guide to Losing Your Humanity and Loving It: All the Reasons You Should Convert and How to Make the Transition as Easy or Hard as You Want

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How to Become a Zombie

By: Zahm B., Inked Crown Publishing
Narrated by: Anthony Pineda
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What if becoming a zombie wasn’t the end—but the best decision you’ll ever make?

Packed with sharp sarcasm, laugh-out-loud humor, and hilariously “practical” advice, How to Be a Zombie is your ultimate guide to un-life. Whether you’re done with human drama or just want to embrace a simpler (and brain-filled) existence, this book will show you why the undead life is the best life—and how to join in style.

Inside, you’ll discover:

  • Why Survivors Are the Worst Neighbors: “They’re noisy, destructive, and about as welcome as a live grenade in a funeral home.”
  • The Genius of the Zombie Shuffle: “Humans waste energy sprinting around like caffeinated squirrels, but you? You’re the embodiment of slow and steady winning the race.”
  • The Joy of Surprise: “Survivors might expect the classic slow shuffle, but imagine their faces when a zombie suddenly kicks it into second gear. Priceless.”
  • Stress-Free Living: “The living are out there stressing over grocery lists, awkward Zoom calls, and whether or not they’re using the right emoji. Meanwhile, you’re thriving—focused, fearless, and fabulously undead. So, tell me: who’s really winning here?”
  • Zombie Social Life: Synchronized moaning? Horde etiquette? Decorating your lair? You’ll be thriving in your new undead community.

Why This Book is Perfect:
Whether you’re shopping for a funny gift for a friend, a birthday surprise for a zombie enthusiast, or just a hilarious read for yourself, How to Be a Zombie is ideal for boys, girls, moms, dads, siblings, friends, or anyone who loves humor, the apocalypse, and not taking life too seriously.

A Sneak Peek Inside:
“Sure, your arm might fall off now and then, but does it really matter in the grand scheme of things?

©2025 Zahm B. (P)2025 Inked Crown Publishing
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