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Narrated by:
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S.W. Salzman
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By:
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Dan Dillard
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Recipe? Two parts evil, one part dark, fill the rest with fear. Add a dash of sarcasm and serve it with a beer! A collection of horror stories from the author of Demon and Other Inconveniences. Not a cook book.
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