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How to Fly! The Art of Self Levitation Made Easy!

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How to Fly! The Art of Self Levitation Made Easy!

By: William Anderson
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 ===WARNING! DO NOT READ THIS BOOK! IT WILL MELT YOUR BRAIN LIKE A MARSHMALLOW! THIS BOOK WAS OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN AS A SATIRICAL FARCE. BUT FAR TOO MANY NEW AGERS ARE READING THIS BOOK AND BELIEVING IT. SAN FRANSICO MAY HAVE TO INSTALL SAFETY NETS ON BUILDINGS TO CATCH PEOPLE TRYING TO FLY. THE AUTHOR IS WANTED ON PUBLIC NUISANCE CHARGES AND ANY ONE AWARE OF HIS LOCATION SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE SFPD THOUGHT POLICE. IT HAS ALSO COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THE AUTHOR HAS WRITTEN A SEQUEL CALLED “DAWN OF THE FLAT EARTH” THAT MOCKS THE FLAT EARTH BELIEF. THIS INTOLERANT HATE BOOK SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY REMOVED FROM PUBLIC CIRCULATION AND ANYONE IN POSSESSION OF IT IS SUBJECT TO ARREST.=== Ministry of Truth, April 1, 1984


“Have you always wanted to fly? Here is your chance to learn how. Don’t be fooled by the lies of evidence-based science any longer! Learn the secret of how to levitate yourself in flight! Be as free as a bird! Learn how your mind has the power to set you free!”-Professor Doofus Igor Ignobelish, Future Nobel Laureate


An insanely hilarious New Age style book about how to levitate yourself using the power of the mind and all the things that can happen, if you allow your beliefs to supersede reality. Blast off to the ends of the universe and beyond with Professor Doofus Igor Ignobelish as your guide. Discover how the evil grounders and their conspiracies are the source of all your problems and of the coming dangers of alien invasions, both kinds! Learn how the Professor would solve all your problems and what the world of the future will look like, and I can bet it is not what you think. Take off with Professor Doofus Igor Ignoblelish and fly through the power of "Pure Thought."
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