
How to Stay Poor & Miserable Forever
Master the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing (and Blame Everyone While You’re at It)
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Ridley Blunt

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About this listen
Good news—you don’t have to change!
In this hilariously sarcastic anti-self-help guide, you'll learn the exact habits that guarantee you’ll never achieve your goals, find your purpose, or move out of your mom’s basement. From endless Netflix binges to blaming the universe for your problems, this book has everything you need to stay exactly where you are—forever.
Packed with wit, irony, and brutally funny “advice,” this is the perfect gift for that friend who's "manifesting" from their couch (or yourself, if you're brave enough to laugh at your own bad habits).
Warning: Reading this might accidentally inspire change. Proceed with laziness.
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