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Ryon David Ownbey
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Ryon Ownbey
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Dating, motorcycles, car races, and The Movie Theater Club await you. Life can seem rough for a young man growing up. There are lessons to be learned, experiences to be had, and emotions to be tested. Not all of which will have a positive outcome. Through the lens of youth, all may seem over-dramatic at times. He must rely on his soul, and then what he assumes is instinct, to guide him along the way. Take a journey back to a time before Amazon, smartphones, and streaming media dared exist. A time known as the early 1990s. It may seem simple today, but to someone who has lived it, the world surrounding a teenage-know-nothing could be turbulent and confusing. Patience and optimism must be found somewhere, and somehow, along the way.
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Ah, need more? Ok...
This is a fantastic listening experience. Though Ryon may not have the classic "radio voice", as it were, he comes across as something better: an old friend. As he regales you with stories of years past, you feel almost transported to those times...for haven't we all visited a movie house, a video store? Haven't we all found and lost friends and lovers?
Ryon's story of youth is our story of youth. Though we all experience these years differently, there's a familiarity here that is impossible to miss. Thomas Wolfe wrote "You Can't Go Home Again", and that may be; but sometimes home has a way of finding you, and Ryon's story forced me to reflect upon my own home, my own memories, my own triumphs and failures. Each step brought a smile to my face, and I remembered that I would not be who I am without the people, places, and situations of my youth. So give "I Was A Teenage Know Nothing" a shot, and perhaps take a journey of your own. You won't be disappointed!
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