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  • INSTRUCTIONS FOR HOW TO MURDER YOUR WIFE and OTHER PEOPLE

  • A HORROR NOVEL
  • By: H. L. Osterman
  • Narrated by: Virtual Voice
  • Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins

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INSTRUCTIONS FOR HOW TO MURDER YOUR WIFE and OTHER PEOPLE

By: H. L. Osterman
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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“I like it when H.L. Osterman dips his pen into the black ink of horror. This one is both creepy and light-hearted and fun to read.” —Byron Rupert McCafferty, Seattle Book Journal

How do you murder your wife when she refuses to die? As we learn here, try and try again. You’re probably just not doing it right. Here you will meet an unreliable narrator who can’t figure out what’s going on in this keep-you-guessing horror thriller.

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