Into Space and onto Mars
Burp, Hip, and Twist, Book 1
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The first book of the Burp, Hip, and Twist series, written more than 30 years ago with an old typewriter that belonged to the author's father.
This book series is about three characters and their mildly amusing antics; the various episodes employ a newer aspect of children's lives. Burp, Hip, and Twist reflects the author's own amusement at being a grown-up child!
©2019 Bruce Charles Kirrage (P)2019 Bruce Charles KirrageListeners also enjoyed...
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