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Jack Can't Make Mary's Party and is Stood Up by His Date
- Jack Benny
- Narrated by: Jack Benny
- Length: 30 mins
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Cleaning up after her big New Years party, Mary thinks back to the previous night and the events that prevented Jack from joining the festivities.
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