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A classic Miami crime story and thriller, from the writer acclaimed for his Hoke Moseley novels. A man's life is threatened when he discovers his new lover is married.
The author's previous novels include Sideswipe and The Way We Die Now.
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She was leaning against the door. Her smile was a sickly twisted grimace; the sort a prisoner gives a judge when he's asked if he has anything to say before he's sentenced. Russell Haxby is a ruthless used-car salesman obsessed with manipulating and cavorting with married women. In this classic of hard-boiled fiction, Charles Willeford crafts a wry, sardonic tale of hypocrisy, intrigue, and lust set in San Francisco in the early '50s.
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thoroughly unpleasant classic willeford
- By Alex halladay on 06-08-23
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I Was Looking for a Street
- By: Charles Willeford
- Narrated by: Dan McGowan
- Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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I Was Looking for a Street tells the story of the author's childhood and adolescence as an orphan, as he moves from railroad yards to hobo tent cities, to soup kitchens and deserts around Los Angeles and across the United States. The ensuing tale is at once a picaresque adventure through Depression-era America and a portrait of the writer as a young man of seemingly little promise but great spirit.
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Excellent Willeford work, underwhelming narrator
- By James Broucek on 10-28-23
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The Shark-Infested Custard
- By: Charles Willeford
- Narrated by: Mike Carnes, Dan Bitner, Josh Goodman, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Larry Dolman is a rather literal-minded ex-cop who now works private security. Eddie Miller is an airline pilot who's studying to get his real estate license. Don Luchessi is a silver salesman who's separated from his wife, but too Catholic to get a divorce. Hank Norton is a drug company rep who gets four times as many dames as any of the other guys. When a friendly bet goes horribly awry, they find themselves with two dead bodies on their hands and a homicidal husband in the wings - and acting more like hardened criminals than upstanding citizens.
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Wild times back in Florida
- By GioSailor on 09-21-24
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Deliver Me from Dallas
- By: Charles Willeford
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer, Roger Wayne, A.T Chandler, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Lash by bloody lash, the she-devil from Dallas would get her revenge.