La conjura contra Porky [The Conspiracy Against Porky]
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Fernando Vallejo
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La nueva novela de uno de los autores colombianos más importantes de la actualidad
Entre ironías, burlas, improperios, maldiciones, blasfemias, este librito sin pretensiones hará reír a muchos e iluminará a montones. Trata modestamente de apresar el cambio frenético que se ha apoderado del mundo. Su autor vive en la Luna y desde allá dispara. Es un francotirador lunático que abre fuego contra el que sea: presidentes, papas, reguetoneros, raperos, médicos... Y con especial delectación contra las reverendas madres, perpetuadoras de la especie, su blanco predilecto. Apunta desde arriba el selenita contra sus soldaditos de plomo, dispara y van cayendo allá abajo unos tras otras. ¡Qué puntería! ¡Qué masacre!
"A un paso de que la humanidad desaparezca por el exceso de gente, el derretimiento de los polos, la crecida de los mares y la gran fiesta nuclear que viene, juzgo oportuno enrostrarle al hombre lo cruel y atropellador que ha sido con los animales y enterarlo de la dicha inmensa que me causa su castigo y próxima desaparición". Eso dice, eso anuncia, oigámosle.
Margarito Ledesma
Please note: This audiobook is in Spanish.
©2023 Fernando Vallejo (P)2023 Penguin Random House Grupo Editorial S.A.S.Listeners also enjoyed...
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