🎃👻 Why did the undead chicken cross the road? To get to the fool's house. Knock, knock! Who’s there? …The undead chicken😆😅😂🤣 – 🧟♂️🧠 written by unknown undead. Get ready to howl with laughter (or moan, groan & face-plant 😱🤣) this Halloween! Prepare for spine-tingling, side-splitting chills with the ultimate 🎃 categorized collection of Halloween & Horror Humor that’ll tickle your funny bone🦴🩻 & leave you cackling like a witch 🧙♀️💀!

Get buried alive in an utter avalanche⛷️🏂 of face-planting😒🌵 BAD (😈 EVIL?) DAD jokes - because that's not only the way👁️ EYE🙄 ROLL🧻 - that's the way the dead🧟 roll🧻 over🎢🛼 in their graves🪦⚰️!!

📖 A Haunting ILLUSTRATED Collection for All Ages 🎨

😹 666 Hilarious Jokes & Stories: From Ghosts👻 & Apparitions to UFOs👽 & Alien 👾Antics 🛸
🧒👨👩👧👦 Family-Friendly Fun: Clean spookiness for kids, teens & even childlike grown-ups
🎉 Perfect for Parties: Halloween nights, classroom laughs, sleepovers & spooky get-togethers

📲 Available Everywhere!🔭🌛🪐

💻 Kindle eBook & App
📚 Funny for Your Bookshelf/Coffin – Paperback🧻 & Hardcover⚰️
🎧 Kindle Audiobook: Cackling narration for car🚗🚗 rides, chills🥶❄️ & giggles😆😅😂🤣

🗝 Sneak Peek Through the Coffin Door⚰️:

🤣 Ghostly Giggling Guffaws: “Why are ghosts bad liars?” You can see right through them.🤣
🌽 Creepy CORNY Cackles: “Why’d the scarecrow win the Nobel?” He was outstanding in his field.🧑🌾😂
🧙 Wicked Witty Witchy One-Liners: “What’d the witch🐈⬛ say to her victim (YOU)?” Be-witch ya soon!😆

💫 Why You WILL...you WILL...you WILL...Be Be-witched🧹🐈⬛ &
😍🥰Love This Book📖💘

✅ Keeps kids, adults & little ghouls laughing😅🤣😂😆
🎁 Perfect gift for the Halloween-obsessed 🎃
🎭 Boosts joke-telling, timing, creativity & creepy charisma

👻 DO NOT MISS OUT (by Miss Out, the Ghost Writer!) 🪦

Whether you’re trick-or-treating, hosting horror night, or just love a monstrous👹👻 giggle, this illustrated gem is your go-to for spooky humor. 😈🧛♂️🕸

📖 Pick Up Your Copy Now & Make This 🎃Halloween🦇👻 Your Funniest One Yet! 💀😂🕷😅🤣😂😆

Prepare for a monstrous amount of fun with every mysterious turn of the page!

CHAPTERS & ILLUSTRATED AUTHORS BIOS:

1. Ghosts & Apparitions (Ghosting Apps)👻

Misty Knight

G. Host

Phantom Writer

Spook E. Specter

2. Vampires & Dracula (These really suck!!)🧛

Count Pun-ula & his cousin

Count Pen-ula

Dr. Acula

Bella Lugiggles

3. Zombies & the Undead (& the Gratefully Dead)🧟♀️

Anita Rest

Mort Tishen

Zed Deadman

4. Witches & Wizards (Which witch?)🐈⬛🧹🧙♂️

Wanda Spell

Albus Punbledore

Wizard of Ahhs

5. Werewolves & Shape-shifters (& Out-of-shape Stick Shifters)🐺

Warren Wolfe

Lycan B. Normal

Furrest Howlington

6. Monsters & Creatures (Other People's Kids!)👹

Frank N. Stein

Beastly Writerson

Mon Starr

7. Haunted Houses (In Hillarious Hill Areas)🏠

Manor O. Fear

Haunt E. Mansion

Dwight N. Shining

8. Skeletons & Bones🩻🦴

Skel E. Ton

Anita Body

Cal C. Um

9. Mummies & Ancient Curses (My Mom? "Darn it!")⚕️

Pharaoh Moans

Wrapsody Jones

Annie Tut

10. Pumpkins & Jack-o'-Lanterns (Only Funny If U R...Smashed!)🎃

Jack O. Lantern

Gord N. Orange

Autumn Carver

11. Black Cats & Superstitions (Stevie!)🐈⬛

Felix Omen

Kitty K. Lure

12. Graveyards & Tombstones (I'd rather pass...gallstones!)🪦

Phil Graves

Doug M. Deep

Hughes Mort Stone

…

All the way to:

20. Alien Encounters & UFOs (It kept growing n bigger...then.it hit me)👽👾

Al E. N.

Martian Wells

U.F. Owen